Fool-things! It doen't matter the Clan you're enslaved to. You all will work and die for the Under Empire! Yes Yes!
Fool-thing think he can enslave us. Fool-thing will soon be stabbed-killed. Another Fool-thing takes his place. A smarter fool-thing, who listens, yes yes.
This-this is bloody glorious. Hat off to such an initiative-thing, and such good-good art-things used! Yes yes.
The hour of the Great Horned Rat is upon us. The time to skitter-take is now. Yes Yes! Lizard-things will make great slaves. The weak-things will make even better carrion. Yes Yes!
So what happened? Did the site get hacked? Or is this an April fools joke? I think the latter is probably likely.
We all know something is wrong and some cunning overlord has hatched his plan, yes.... yes... sneaking...sniffing...stabbing...yes...yes
N-n-n-ot my *sniff* Mod-del No NO I-i-i Sto-le them from coun coun council leader *sniff* C-c-clan Eshin *sniff* clan eshin helped. ( they are someones online xD)
We know where you are, sneaking...stabbing.....stabbing...yes....yessss Maybe you kill stab the leader then I can become more powerful.....big shiny things for you if you agree... yes.....yes....yes
The Most Exalted, Grand Arch-Lord of the Skittering Skreet, is the only blessed of the Great Horned Rat.
@ravagekitteh of Clan Rictus choose name of great hunter-predator! I bide time. I wait. I lurk-hide in shadows. Clan Eshin may think-believe that they are skilled assassins, but they don’t know-realise where the true hero works. @ravagekitteh will succeed! @ravagekitteh will be triumphant! @ravagekitteh... probably shouldn’t say-speak this out loud... (I like-love artwork and effort for this, although it does make you have to look at all the usernames, yes-yes!)
All alike shall-shall serve the mighty Horned rat, yes-yes! Disappear in the faceless mass-swarm of slaves-things. *Sniff* No need for-for recognition-thing. Only a slave-brand. Yes-yes!
Only The Most Exalted, Grand Arch-Lord of the Skittering Skreet is blessed of the Great Horn Rat. Only The Most Exalted, Grand Arch-Lord of the Skittering Skreet may dole out the gifts of The Great Horned Rat. Wall-things fall before the gnawing might of The Most Exalted, Grand Arch-Lord of the Skittering Skreet. Steel breaks before the talons of The Most Exalted, Grand Arch-Lord of the Skittering Skreet. No man-thing, elf-thing, or vile dwarf-thing may stand. All kneel before the Tredecium Blessed, Most Exalted, Grand Arch-Lord of the Skittering Skreet. It is known, Yes Yes!
bad skaven, telling-confessing his crimes. @ravagekitteh choose smallest-weakest of hunter-predator. Kittens no great hunter-predator, kittens snack-ration! Stab-kill, then eat-snack!
Filthy Clan Mors fool-flesh! I was slave-meat before and I will rise-rise again! Yes-yes! When I take-claim my helm-thing back much-much pain-death to fool-meat that think-think they can enslave me!
No N-o Clan clan eshin gives gives me pro-pro-promotion m me be STORM V-Vermin sO-o-on , No NO no d-dont t-t-tell council council t-tey Stab-kill F-feed me-ee-e to the r-r-r-r R- RAT-RaTOGRe