The important thing is that Scalenex am in charge of all of you. I have taken over in the most brilliant-good coup that the world has ever see-smelled. As long as you everything I say-squeak. All will be well. I never thought lizards essential They're crude and unspeakably plain But maybe they've a glimmer of potential If allied to my vision and brain I know that your powers of retention Are as wet as a kroxigor's backside But thick as you are, pay attention My words are a matter of pride It's clear from your vacant expressions The lights are not all on upstairs But we're talking kings and successions Even you can't be caught unawares So prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected To take certain duties on board The future is littered with prizes And though I'm the main addressee The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century Be prepared for the murkiest scam Meticulous planning Tenacity spanning Decades of denial Is simply why I'll Be king undisputed Respected, saluted And seen for the wonder I am Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared! Now everyone get to work.
I did not understand. Why is it all riddled with rats, now? This is not part of the great plan of the old ones. Rats everywhere
Thank the Horned One! I was sure-sure those foul scale-things were starting to work out I wasn't one-one of them. I just have to take-take off this scale-thing costu- er...erm...come on...uh...the zip-thing is stuck-stuck...erm...neek neek? *Flees*
Come brothers, do not be alarmed. This is all part of the Great Plan. Did you not see the Kroxigors and other beats were running low on food? And I for one was NOT looking forwards to building the pyramid for @Scalenex so this is a blessing. Armoury? No, no. Dungeons. Get the chains brothers.
Do not squirt musk of fear, clan-friends! Surely the Old On... I mean, uh, The Great Horned Rat must have brought this about for a reason-purpose, yes-yes! Soon you will see, all things will be as the Great Plan dictates, and the lizard-things will rule the Lustria-jungle once again!
Beautifully done! Love the stunning banner artwork. I have to ask once again....will that gorgeous banner artwork that this site ever be available for download? I'd love to have them all to use as desktop backgrounds.
This may surprise you, but it turns out my plan to conquer the world failed. See, I had this plan to take over the world by implanting hypnotic devices in toys to take over the world. We had an exciting comedic adventure to pick all the pieces to make the hypnotic devices, but there was an unexpected last minute complication. See, we put the hypnotic devices into Star Wars toys and no one bought them. Pinky suggested I put devices in Mandalorian toys but I said "No Pinky, a large budget blockbuster is going to generate more fan goodwill than a low budget television show on a limited streaming service. Who would buy dolls of this long eared swamp dwelling infant?"
Sadly no. The artwork, like the regular artwork that we use outside of April 1st is owned exclusively by the Red Devil. He paid real money to get a professional artist to make the banner.
I completely understand that answer, and why it remains unchanged. But a man can dream, but the owner has every right to do with it as they wish. It's just some of the best Warhammer artwork created. The artist did an outstanding job on all of it. And I still want to use it as a desktop background.
The resolution of the banners are not high enough to utilize them as desktop backgrounds, it would become way pixelated.