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Pies are evil. It's a fact.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by BluPeeps4Life, Sep 1, 2015.

  1. BluPeeps4Life
    Skink

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    Have you ever looked at a pie and gone, "Hey, that pie looks evil!"? If you have, props to you, if you haven't, then their inter-dimensional magic is working on you. Yes, that's right, inter-dimensional. They have their own dimension, and they are waiting on the other side, waiting for the piepocalypse to begin. Trillions of them. The only pies on our side are the chicken curry pies, they are slowly trying to make themselves more popular, diminishing the threat of the pies. Everythime we say that word, the dimensional portal gets oh so very slightly bigger, if you do hear someone saying it, reprimand them immediately. This is all I can say for now, they might find me, and kill me for telling the truth. That, and dinner is waiting. Farewell, and good luck until we next meet.
     
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  2. Crowsfoot
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    Crowsfoot Guardian of Paints Staff Member

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    You can't beat a good pie!

    especially when on the footy match (I usually have 2)
     
  3. n810
    Slann

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    He must be from the pro-cake alliance.
     
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    Now I feel like having a pie... cherry or apple!
     
  5. Lord Grok Of Xillaqua
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    I LOVE Pumpkin Pie! :happy:
     
  6. BluPeeps4Life
    Skink

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    Can't you see? It's them, working their evil. Although they do taste pretty goo- NO, I CANNOT GIVE IN
     
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  7. Rednax
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    MWA HA HA HA your message will never get through, PIES ARE TO GREAT!!!!!!!!
     
  8. BluPeeps4Life
    Skink

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    NOOO, YOU.... IT CANNOT BE... THE (second) ULTIMATE HEATHEN. You have succumbed, I would feel pity. But that was boring so I just laughed instead. You will be one of the first to die. Their cream pie cannons will obliterate you first.
     
  9. Rednax
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    The old ones will protect there favored servants!(and not you)
     
  10. NIGHTBRINGER
    Slann

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    Pies for the Pie God.
     
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  11. BluPeeps4Life
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    I think I failed to deliver my message properly
     
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  12. Rednax
    Cold One

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    Bacon for the bacon God




    Me
     
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  13. NIGHTBRINGER
    Slann

    NIGHTBRINGER Second Spawning

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    A pie by any other name would taste just as good.
    What about Bacon Pie? :confused:
     
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  14. Rednax
    Cold One

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    that is the 14th best thing I have ever heard in the history of pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. NIGHTBRINGER
    Slann

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    I'd love to know the other 13!
     
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  16. BluPeeps4Life
    Skink

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    My guess is the rest of the bacon pies
     
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    Slann

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    That's a good guess... you might very well be right!
     
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  18. Rednax
    Cold One

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    I'm sorry but 1-7 and 9-12 are classified, but I can tell you eight(if you agree that smurfs are horrible)
     
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    Don't do it nightbringer, it's a trap. It's all bacon
     
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  20. Rednax
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    Stop sabotaging my alliances! You RIND
     
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