Have you ever looked at a pie and gone, "Hey, that pie looks evil!"? If you have, props to you, if you haven't, then their inter-dimensional magic is working on you. Yes, that's right, inter-dimensional. They have their own dimension, and they are waiting on the other side, waiting for the piepocalypse to begin. Trillions of them. The only pies on our side are the chicken curry pies, they are slowly trying to make themselves more popular, diminishing the threat of the pies. Everythime we say that word, the dimensional portal gets oh so very slightly bigger, if you do hear someone saying it, reprimand them immediately. This is all I can say for now, they might find me, and kill me for telling the truth. That, and dinner is waiting. Farewell, and good luck until we next meet.
Can't you see? It's them, working their evil. Although they do taste pretty goo- NO, I CANNOT GIVE IN
NOOO, YOU.... IT CANNOT BE... THE (second) ULTIMATE HEATHEN. You have succumbed, I would feel pity. But that was boring so I just laughed instead. You will be one of the first to die. Their cream pie cannons will obliterate you first.
I'm sorry but 1-7 and 9-12 are classified, but I can tell you eight(if you agree that smurfs are horrible)