1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Fiction Valentine's From Around Lustria

Discussion in 'Fluff and Stories' started by Bowser, Feb 14, 2016.

  1. Bowser
    Slann

    Bowser Third Spawning

    Messages:
    5,581
    Likes Received:
    8,452
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Saurus to Skink:

    Skink,
    You should go on date with Saurus,
    Tried to make a cake fluffy and porous,
    I smashed some things and put them on dish,
    But did not turn into dessert wish.
    So I scraped and slid it into cup,
    Now it's good, on the up and up,
    Instead of some boring old cake,
    You get romantic smashed stuff guts-shake.
    -Morris the Saurus

    Skink to Saurus:

    Dear Saurus,
    Blood is red, poison filled veins are blue, then purple, then black,
    I love the way you can command an attack.
    I wanted to get you a gift but didn't know where to start,
    So I slaughtered a Skaven and ripped out it's still beating heart.
    Would you care to stroll into the forest where we can share a dance,
    To the music of skaven being digested by carnivorous plants?
    -Winky the Skinky

    Slann to Slann:


    To my sweet lord B'ar'B'ar'a'A'nn
    I could shape the stars to spell your name,
    But there isn't enough for apostrophes, what a shame,
    It's a lovely evening with such gorgeous weather,
    I think tonight we should push our chairs together.
    We don't have genitalia, yes I know,
    But I could cast awakening of the wood into your dwellers below.
    -S'tan the Slann

    Kroxigor to Bastiladon:

    My dearest Shelly,
    It's no secret that you're my favourite cutie,
    Who could resist your Bastiladon beauty?
    I would fight my way through heaven and hell,
    Just to cuddle up with you inside your shell,
    No magic could be greater than the love we have found.
    Every time you look my way, it makes my heart start to pound.
    -Brock the "Krok"

    (Of course it looks more like this...)
    20160214_115606.jpg
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2016
  2. thedarkfourth
    Kroxigor

    thedarkfourth Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    258
    Likes Received:
    872
    Trophy Points:
    93
    BEAUTIFUL!! This is the first romantic thing I've seen in a long time that hasn't made me want to pull my own eyes out/mutter cynically.
     
  3. spawning of Bob
    Skar-Veteran

    spawning of Bob Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,911
    Likes Received:
    5,627
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Please don't bring any more tears to my eyes at this time, Bowser.

    My eggshell will fill up.
     
    Paradoxical Pacifism and Bowser like this.
  4. Bowser
    Slann

    Bowser Third Spawning

    Messages:
    5,581
    Likes Received:
    8,452
    Trophy Points:
    113
    #romance flipped your world upside down, yet the hallmark people still won't return my calls.
     
    Paradoxical Pacifism likes this.
  5. spawning of Bob
    Skar-Veteran

    spawning of Bob Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,911
    Likes Received:
    5,627
    Trophy Points:
    113
    It was my unrequited love for Slanputin's old avatar that has turned my world upside down, alas.
     
  6. n810
    Slann

    n810 First Spawning

    Messages:
    8,103
    Likes Received:
    6,520
    Trophy Points:
    113
    site_logo V-day.jpg
    Bob and I made a few of these for the old forum,
    sadly they never got used.
     
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2016
  7. Mr Doomer
    Skink

    Mr Doomer Member

    Messages:
    31
    Likes Received:
    29
    Trophy Points:
    8
    Loved it!!
     
    Paradoxical Pacifism and Bowser like this.
  8. Slanputin
    Carnasaur

    Slanputin Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,146
    Likes Received:
    1,732
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I'm upset I've only just found this. I sniggered.
     
    Paradoxical Pacifism and Bowser like this.
  9. Scalenex
    Slann

    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

    Messages:
    10,316
    Likes Received:
    18,386
    Trophy Points:
    113
    See that's why we do indexes...Bob.
     
  10. Sealterbloind
    Cold One

    Sealterbloind Active Member

    Messages:
    133
    Likes Received:
    142
    Trophy Points:
    43
    I was asked to toss here my Valentine's Day Lizardmen picture.~

    I drew this one to my beloved who plays OnG. :)
    [​IMG]
     
  11. Bowser
    Slann

    Bowser Third Spawning

    Messages:
    5,581
    Likes Received:
    8,452
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Awww! That's adorable! Haha!
     
    Paradoxical Pacifism likes this.
  12. spawning of Bob
    Skar-Veteran

    spawning of Bob Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,911
    Likes Received:
    5,627
    Trophy Points:
    113
    @Sealterbloind - best to keep it platonic. A kiss could lead to serious injuries on both sides.
     
  13. Scalenex
    Slann

    Scalenex Keeper of the Indexes Staff Member

    Messages:
    10,316
    Likes Received:
    18,386
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Bump

    Also, potential inspiration for our poetry contest which is currently accepting submissions.
     
    Paradoxical Pacifism likes this.

Share This Page