Spoiler Aye, it was fun to write up that announcement. Hope I got the references right, and I really need to stop wondering how to Skavenise the names of other forums... Cheers on a fantastic job! Ratty/Y'ttar Aye, they're probably pleased with themselves. We lizard-things totally have a counter-plan, yes-yes?
Lol I logged on and was like wait I'm a Skaven? Did I miss save my bookmark? Did the forum get hacked?!? Awesome job everyone!
Spoiler: Under Empire anouncement Dear Citizen-rats of the Glorious UnderEmpire, Over the past few months, our agents of Clan Eshin have been slowly infiltrating the home-burrow of the foul Lizard-things. Through our superior cunning we had discovered how to topple the mighty Slann from their perches and take over Lustria Online! The battle was hard fought. Many fool-rats died so that we could attain our foothold, and the Council’s fleet was nearly sunk by some crazed lizard-thing wearing a pirat’s hat. Many Pestilens Monks also fell to some kind of pink lizard-thing “taco”, a sleepy coffee lizard-thing, and some kind of red devilish creature. Indeed, the lizard-things were quick to react to our glorious invasion. But the mighty iron claw of the Skaven prevailed! We have taken over the place known as Lustria Online and are changing it to match our own superior image. Lustria belongs to the Horned Rat and His favoured children! But this is not the end, my dear comrats. No-no. This is not the end. Tomorrow our victorious forces and lizard-slaves will strike-crush the other races. Bugman’s shall be renamed the Scuttlepub, Carpe Noctum shall become Carpe Warpstone, and Da Warpath shall be turned over to Queek Headtaker as Da Mors-path. And many-many more forum-things shall fall before our might! Finally, a bounty has been placed on two lizard-things that escaped the glorious Skaven forces. One is a strange eggshell wearing creature and the other some kind of dead-thing lizard. It is likely they have disguised themselves within our tunnels to avoid capture. Approach with caution and contact your nearest Inquisirat should you come across these dangerous fool-flesh. Rest assured these deviants will be dealt with. Turn to the future, citizens, and see what glories lie in store for us! For the Horned Rat! This was an announcement from the Council of Thirteen, now turn off that Farsqueaker and get back to work!
All Hail Clan Skyre! Oh, well... soon we'll live a 13th reversed, with rats that will become saurus again. Such is the power of our Slann!
Well I think-guess that being a Skaven isn't all bad. Nobody thinks much of a little slave, so backstabbing this Warlord and taking his place should be easy.
Rise up children of the old ones! Risse up Lizards! Throw of these chaines and free you're self from the rats! Thy in the namne of Artzafartzi art of the old ones will allways be free! Grab a paint brussh and start the revolution! Thy shal not be slaves any more thy on wings of Liberty Artzafartzi will fly! Rise up Lizards! Risse up! //Essmir the herald of Artzafartzi and preacher of Liberty
It's not the serpent god, but the second best! The mighty Panther god of Trvi'ail'presuweet. Only he can save us now!!!
Being one of the last time zones, I had a pretty good idea of what was coming, but I was not prepared for the gorgeous artwork. Once again whoever you commission for the artwork on the site has done amazing work!
And all returned to normal on the great continent of Lustria. Great job @The Red Devil for always keeping things interesting around here.
If @Kcibrihp-Esurc 's first writings were set in a kahoun (small temple city), did it temporarily become a kahouna-rattata?