Sith senses the danger through the force. Evades attack and crushes the cat's throat with force choke. Chars the lifeless body with force lightening just for the hell of it.
And this one cat is a wizard. 7th year at Hogwarts, to be specific.
Vader couldn't use force lightning because of his cybernetics. However, aside from that, any self respecting Sith (and some Jedi too) can unleash force lightning.
Darth Sidious could take out anyone at Hogwarts.
Darth Sidious has about half the power of Voldemort, and Voldemort couldn't kill Harry Potter with an insta-death spell.Darth Sidious could take out anyone at Hogwarts.
Sidious would destroy Voldemort. Voldemort has no defense against force choke, which Sidious can unleash with a thought. No need for spells/incantations and no need for a wand. Without the force, it can not be blocked or deflected. Voldemort would be under the influence of force choke before he could ever get off is insta-death spell.
Yet that can't happen since Voldemort is dead. The cat eats off your hands so you can't force choke anymore, then eats your face. Victory to the cat!
The cat is too slow. Force powers work from a distance. Even is the poor feline could get in close, then it is lightsabering time!!!
I never specified what kind of cat, and cheetahs can get up to 70 mph. That's fast enough to dodge any force power.
Kylo Ren (a medicore sith at best) caught a blaster bolt in mid air. Obi-wan has deflected bullets in mid air. Sith unleash lightning... lightning travels hundreds of thousands of miles per hour.
Lions aren't our kings. Our Queen is known as Bastet, and she is a Demigod. Take that.
An Egyptian god... where are these gods now I ask?
In Egypt, and besides, Bastet would totally wreck Darth Sidious.
Not actively. Those gods have fallen. They are no longer relevant.
And even in the current cannon, Sidious is disgustingly powerful, cunning and intelligent. Nagash wasn't even the ruler of his planet, Sidious took over the galaxy.
Egyptian mythology hasn't been killed off completely. There are still some worshippers. Also, the cucumber fear is just a ruse, and cats in boxes are meditating. We are more powerful than you can imagine.
Just as there are a few people who believe in the flat earth. Irrelevant. Meanwhile, Star Wars was sold for $4,000,000,000 USD, and is worth considerably more now.
Actually it isn't... I tested it! Worked exactly like it does in the videos.
But if you don't believe me, there are many videos of it on YouTube.They seem to hate Ginger Ale as well! I gave the cat a whiff of the bottle and it freaked out. Then I placed the empty sealed bottle on the staircase and it took the cat a couple of minutes to muster up the courage to go around it.
