I have a South German (swabian) dialect version as well. Also very funny but indecipherable even for most Germans.
Oreo is shocked by the direction this thread is going. To keep Oreo happy please don't post more stuff. (Yes I'm using my old avatar.)
I'm sorry, that's not an officially sanctioned jelly donut sound. You'll have to discontinue that immediately. That is Toby! And here is Whiskey Foxtrot...