SVN is fine until you delete or move anything and then it has a meltdown and you have to spend 20 minutes trying to make it work out what has happened. At least with git it just works it out itself and moves on....
I guess I am just used to it. Never had problems with SVN. I admit its rules can be confusing sometimes though.
It's just so hard to respond to anything @NIGHTBRINGER posts without immediately going to "first meme to hand"...
Where I used to live in Ireland there's a place called Dungeons and Doughnuts that makes amazing cookie monster doughnuts.