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    A bit untraditional but I got a good story from the highly acclaimed children’s book
    “The very Hungry Carnosaur” with reviews from imperial soldiers

    “You mean those lizards got f***ing dinosaurs?!” -mark, deceased
    “I really need a raise...” -John, deceased
    “Shhh.. it can’t see you if you stay still” Fredrick, deceased
    “that monster ate my entire platoon” Herman, went missing 5 years ago

    One day, a carnosaur woke up and it was very hungry. It saw some stupid rat men, at least a dozen of them. It ate them all, and it was hungry.

    The carnosaur decided to move on, and it encountered an imperial expiation. It made short work of them and ate the, all. It was still hungry.

    Then the carnosaur saw a village, and it ate them all. It left nothing but blood behind and it was still hungry.

    The carnosaur then encountered a huge city. After quickly devouring the defenders the carnosaur ate everyone. finally the carnosaur went home and had a nice nap.

    Now with reviews from parents!
    “WHY DID YOU INCLUDE IMAGES?!”
    “My child can’t sleep anymore”
    “I think my kid needs therapy”
     
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    i like it a lot :D thx for sharing!
     
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    Your welcome! I wrote this about 2 minutes for fun, Maybe I will make a book and show it to kids ;)
     
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