My secret for staying sane at school: I eat my dam broccoli. The two have absolutely zero correlation. The real thing that affects me is worship of Sotek and the true old ones.
I feel like I don't quite get this one. Is it the pose (the selfies people take in mirrors)? The phone? All of the above?
That’s okay, neither do I. Just act like you do understand it and the crusty old men won’t suspect a thing.
It's the fact that girls typically take selfies in the bathroom/washroom using their cell phones. So instead, we have an old man with a rotary phone mimicking the same.
It’s a bad sign when a guy atleast 3 times your age is more in touch with modern culture then you are. Yeah I am pretty uncultured, thanks for explaining