At my school, overcrowding is a huge issue. So my solution; introduce a pack of hungry wolves to roam free in the hallways!
The Spice Girls were a corporate girl band created in the mid nineties. They were really popular when I was in middle school but the band burned out in relevance pretty fast. Similar style of music to Arianna Grande today but they handpicked an ethnically diverse ensemble. Pumpkin spice is the only one that wasn't actually in the original band. Those have to be some mahrlect hungry wolves for them to get over their instinctual unease around humans.
Yeah I remember the Spice Girls well, I just didn't know the person standing next to them labeled pumpkin spice and what her importance was.