Ha! Nice. My actual wife is a keeper. Has played me at Necromunda and beaten me. 'Nuff said. (I think this is mostly the fact that she actually played me at Necromunda is the kudos... I'm not that bad at Necro... No really I'm not... (Sigh) okay fine, don't believe me)
Join the club mate, school, college and university work (and now job hunting) took up so much of my time that I have had barely any time to spend finding a young lady worthy of my attentions
I have the time, but nobody in their right mind wants me. besides everyone available is a filthy Barbarian who cannot live up to my high Roman standards