Relatively speaking in my circumstance. I've been on a warship for the past 10 days and am slated to be onboard for another 80 with no chance of going home during that time, barring any unforeseen change of plans. With that said, the battle-tub is also slated to be going places during that time.
For something semi random. Here is my favorite love song of all time. I really like parodies and I really like deconstructing media, so this is right in my wheel house.
I was thinking a more modern chivalric approach... I'll grab myself a Terminator suit, just to be safe.