I'm assuming that the rat stepped in the paint and made the design..... That's pretty flipping random. Pass.
I'm surprised that this hyperphallic elephant slide was able to make it past the drawing board, let alone built. Someone clearly didn't see this one through...
Evidently someone who thought kids were little s**ts... It's not so much hyperphallic as... bowelific? Defecatious?
Female friend of mine got these as a birthday present, I'm not really into socks but I have to hand it to them for the packaging. It's an aluminium can for crying out loud