The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears he is right. When I was about nine years old, I made a bunch of comics/TV series "pitches." One of them sort of combined Police Academy and the TMNT, called Lizard Cops! Now my child hood dream is coming true! I spent more time on Army Ants which was exactly what it sounded like. Because of that, I really wore out my black markers fast while the other markers in the box were at 80%, so my mom went to a teacher's supply store and bought black markers separately. He also has a nice midriff...