Mahrlect trash pandas! If you humans aren't careful these vermin will destroy us all. Stand stalwart possum warriors! (the possums are hosed, they haven't changed evolutionary speaking in millions of years)
I feel like there should be some side by side joke with a normal control next to this controller with headers that same "Games in 2019" and "Games in 2020" either referring to the general disaster state of 2020 (the quarantine person plays so many games they broke their controller) or knock 2019 back to I don't 2015 or something and make a statement about woke infiltration about vieo games