Yeah.... Well... That's the thing isn't it! Although I felt the Queen Gnome was still a highlight of this thread
Since when does a King have a magic stave and a pointy hat? This has to be a Wizard Gnome. I bet his name is Dumblegnome.
Obviously a scepter and one of those crown + regular hat mixtures you occasionally see to symbolize how he's both regal but a men of the people at the same time.
Somehow I think that Queens can be far more temperamental than Kings... though there has been a fair share of temperamental kings Grrr, Imrahil