I am the washing machine that eats your socks... I am... uh... obviously out of my trademark purple smoke... *pink smoke dissipates on the breeze*
Alas, i already know where this is going. For a couple of weeks (average) we will saturate this thread with various messages, until one by one we will drop the ball, slightly bored, til the last post will be (inevitably) by @NIGHTBRINGER. Until the next iteration.