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Gallery Spawning of Bob - The End Times FAQ

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    Q. After two millennia in the shadows, does Nagash command the same respect from his minions that he once enjoyed?

    A. Not really.
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    :D :D :D :D :D LMAO
     
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    The pink frosting probably bugs him the most. Good attention to detail with the latest cartoon series Bob!
     
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    Actually, he likes pink, and appreciates the sentiment.

    Blowing out the candles is the problem.
     
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    Given that most GW skeleton musicians use horns and not drums, I figured having lungs is purely optional in the WHF world.
     
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    You know, I've never thought of that until now. I'm never going to look at a Grave Guard in the same way again; if they can blow a horn, what else can they do? The End Times are truly upon us.

    Bob, I am in love with your Nagash - but will their be a Glottkin soon? Although, I feel Nurgle's champions aren't in the exactly the same class of characterisation as Arkhan/Mannfre/Nagash... :p
     
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    Q. How do the denizens of the Warhammer world celebrate Halloween?

    A. With Caution.

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    These are hilarious! :D :D :D Keep them coming! Shut up Brad. ROFL :D :D :D
     
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    Q. I am a dwarf general. I cracked open my treasury to purchase "The End Times - Nagash" rule book. When I opened it, I discovered there was NOTHING in it for me. What do the Lords of Citadel say about that?????

    A.

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    i really like it, but wouldn't it have been more fitting, to cut the head of, and just have the lower half of the top sentence so you can see what he says, but not his height (because your short, haha, ha, haha).
     
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    Everyone is an expert....

    Good idea though. Having now cracked the treasury and scanned Glottkin, I think I might be able to repeatthis one again next week.
     
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    Thankyou, i normally dance around on my tippy tappy toes and thing myself better than anyone! Hardly never does anyone notice that i am in fact the bestest!

    Your too kind :p
     
    VampTeddy, Nov 5, 2014
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    Q. Did Nagash keep his promise and reunite Vlad von Carstein with his wife, Isabella, in the lands of the living?

    A. Sort of...

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    spawning of Bob, Nov 12, 2014
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    I always thought Isabella was the smarter of the two...
     
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    Q. Nagash has faced down many different enemies including Tomb Kings, Bretonnians, Daemons and even Skaven. Is there anyone else he should look out for?

    A.

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    Ha, nice one Bob.

    If the Marvel and WFB universes are merging then I'm looking forward to the Malekith vs. Malekith bitch fest.
     
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    Bob seems so sad in the last comic, it's perfect.
     
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    Q. OK, if the New World savages mark the day named "Thanksgiving", what occasion is celebrated by the cruel vampires of the Old World?

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    End Times FAQ Question "suggested" by a Carpe Noctem Forumnite.
    Happy Black Friday Henning!
     
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    Lmao :D :D :D
     
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