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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by NIGHTBRINGER, May 9, 2015.

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  1. Scalenex
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    And he did a bait and switch with the game ball. With those powers of deception, he will pick up ladies even faster.


    Anyway, here's a Swedish gem I picked up on TV tropes along with this picture for blatant lies.

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    In Sweden, those who own a television must pay a yearly fee. Sometimes, controllers visit people who have not paid, to check if they own one. What follows is a paraphrased urban legend of one such visit.
    A controller is standing in the doorway of an apartment. A TV is turned on and clearly visible in the living room.
    Controller: I see you have a TV there.
    Resident: No, that's a washing machine.
    Controller: Look, I can clearly see it's a TV.
    Resident: I'm telling you, it's a washing machine.
    Controller: Ugh, fine.
    Knowing he'd need a witness to argue the case in court, the controller returns the next day with a colleague.
    In the living room stands... an actual washing machine.
     
    Scalenex, May 18, 2015
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    spawning of Bob, May 18, 2015
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  3. n810
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    so that's where that's from...
     
    n810, May 18, 2015
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  4. Xbalanque
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    Servants of the Imperium nice. Sad thou that so few Warhammer Fantasy comics exist.
     
    Xbalanque, May 18, 2015
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    By that do you mean that so few quality Warhammer Fantasy comics exist?
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    spawning of Bob, May 19, 2015
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  6. Xbalanque
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    Oh that sad lizzie make him happy again.
     
    Xbalanque, May 19, 2015
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    I'll get you, Xbalanque, even if it is the fourth thing I do (I've got a few comics in the pipeline already)
     
    spawning of Bob, May 19, 2015
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    Meanwhile....
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    Xbalanque, May 19, 2015
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  9. NIGHTBRINGER
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    taken-plan.jpg
     
    NIGHTBRINGER, Jun 12, 2015
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    Oooooh.....bad daughter!!!! bad daughter!!!
     
    borkbork, Jun 12, 2015
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  11. NIGHTBRINGER
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    What gives? Shouldn't we have a real life Batman by now? ;)

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    NIGHTBRINGER, Jun 26, 2015
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    :) For all LOTR night owls out there....

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    NIGHTBRINGER, Jun 28, 2015
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    You should do a bedtime poll
     
    Qupakoco, Jun 28, 2015
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    :D I love this one...

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    NIGHTBRINGER, Jul 1, 2015
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    Definitely the wrong coloured shirt to be wearing on that show!

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    NIGHTBRINGER, Jul 5, 2015
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    NIGHTBRINGER, Jul 7, 2015
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    I used to like Chuck Norris jokes. Then Chuck Norris started endorsing quasi-fringe political candidates and platforms.
     
    Scalenex, Jul 8, 2015
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    The Warhammer to Age of Sigmar transition (thanks to @Caprasauridae for the find)...
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    NIGHTBRINGER, Jul 16, 2015
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    Oh, no, thank YOU, @NIGHTBRINGER, for letting me know such a great thread exist! Somehow I hadn't notice this at all. I guess that's what I get for only using New Posts function...
     
    Caprasauridae, Jul 16, 2015
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    Hahaha... threads sometimes seem to get lost in the "General Chat" forum.
     
    NIGHTBRINGER, Jul 17, 2015
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