Gallery Spawning of Bob and Friends

Ha ha ha. Yes, accidentally. That's right.

I'm just waiting for the appropriate time to strike ( read- a bit busy and lacking inspiration right now. And your characters are a bit, you know,. Warmblooded, and I suck at drawing ears.)

 

New Friend 2/4/16
Coldblood the Skaven

Come out, come out, whoever you are...
http://s6.zetaboards.com/The_UnderEmpire/topic/8961583/1/?x=0#post8165897

 

Trump is a bad politician by human standards. He would fall even faster in skaven politics.

Ostracizing and walling off outsiders is enough. Skaven want outsiders eaten.
Authoritarian appeals would fall flat on skaven ears. They need to believe they will be killed if they don't follow the leader.

I just don't see demagoguery being useful to the skaven. Trump is a great talker but he never really does anything. Skaven leaders are expected to get their hands dirty.

Plus the orange skin and straw hair would freak out Clan Pestilens. He'd be tossed out.

Basically your logic is "Trump is bad." "Skaven are bad" "Trump would get along well with skaven."

The world isn't divided between good people and skaven.

 

My entire logic was "Coldblood the Skaven has a toupee. I must draw a toupee. Where can I find an infamous toupee for reference image... Wait a second!"

Don't read to much into it, Scolenex.

If you were hypothetically going to infiltrate the Underempire, what would your disguise be?

 

*sniff* I've been left out.*sniff*

Seriously, do me!
Do me!
Do me!
Do me!
DO ME!

 

< awkward silence >

You'll notice this thread goes in fits and starts. I get inspiration for a bit, then I don't. I try not to force anything though, and you are disadvantaged by already having a lovely avatar.

I might be inspired if you wrote a lot more fiction.

Hint.

 

Deal.
Ive already done a short piece for the competition tomorrow, and more on both Bralterakus and Zlaqua is coming soon...
And maybe some other, new stories will turn up, but I want to finish the story I'm on first.

 

I've got the best side of this deal you'll be expending a lot more effort than me.

 

Apparently @Kcibrihp-Esurc s diguise in the underempire would be the body of a live Skaven until he got cramps, bored or hungry upon which he would chestburster his way out of there, scare a dozen Stormvermin and one Assassin half to death and then never have any more plot advancements. That is why I said Truth or Dare.
On a side note, don't worry Otzi'mandias, he hasn't done me either. He's probably still too busy crying over the K-E running him into the ground with a Mental Fatigue comment, and then collapsing FROM mental fatigue by overstraining his little brain trying to think of a suitable way of getting payback.
And now there are two of us!
Also, @Twin my characters are better, I've put out less than a third of the number of stories you have, and have managed to get more developed characters. My two least developed characters are Hjeki and Thenwyn, both lf which have more development than half your cast. Also, the reason for this is because Hjeki can't talk directly to the character whose viewpoint the stories are from, and Thenwyn only appeared in the latter half of Blood. I'm sure Bob agrees that I am superior.

 

Never presume to speak for the mighty Spawning of bob. You can never be sure what he is thinking.

No-one knows what goes through his mind, don't worry, you're not alone.

 

But surely everyone must admit that Iam superior to Esurc, after all, he himself admitted that I 'steamrolled' his 'best piece with 'Fake Sorcery''

 

It was a second account created by the UE's legendary Rusty Tincanne. Who is probably in some dungeon somewhere for creating a second account, the fiend!

 

One forumnite with two accounts? Such is the villainy of Skaven and similarly depraved individuals!

 

Yes, we never tolerate a thing like that here!

 

Agreed!

 

Fun fact: I tried to set up a dummy account using a palindrome of my name, but the forum software wouldn't accept "username: spawning of boB" for some reason.

 

Capitalization is irrelevant I suppose?

I bet @Gninwaps fo boB is available...

 

Wingspan of bob?
Spoofing N' Bawb?
Sponging Bob Awf?
While it could get dirtier than that I think that's as far as I would like to traumatize people!

 

Jeez, who would have two accounts? Pfft...

 

I know, right?
That''s such a horrid thing, surely no one with ANY self respect would do that.