I'm just going to step in here and say that going by that logic I'm a dinosaur. I could technically crush you by weight if magic is not involved.
But magic is involved my friend. I can just use my mighty magical Slann abilities to make you wander off a cliff.
An ally who contemplates crushing me is no ally at all. Besides I am a Slann, I can move mountains with my mind. Plus I have my retinue of uber loyal Temple Guard.
LOL I'm more of a field grade officer, personally. i enjoy slaan, but i quite truly believe in the oldbloods
Well Oldblood is the second highest rank on here. I like Oldbloods, but nothing beats a Slann (which just so happens to be my all time favourite Warhammer model).
Slann got wisdom and a flying throne. Oldblood and Scarvet can ride carnosaur. I know that (secretly) Slanns envy that. The proof is that even Lord Matzamundi appreciates the pleasures of dinosaurs' riding