Alternatively - "when you live on a model train table." (For wargaming, it's that except everything has been set on fire at several points in the past).
Thats false advertising human bodies have gluten in them...THEY HAVE ALIEN DANCERS?!?!....now how to i explain this glitter...science?
We have a similar not on one off the toilets in the craft store... it's like: STAND TOILET!!! Do not sit! out of order!!! Pleas use one of the other toilets!!! The blue parts were handwritten by someone on the printed sing...