That almost triggered a joke about a pearl necklace that I know, but.... I don't want to be the dirty man again...
I learned to drive in a city so it really triggers me when people are horribly incompetent at parallel parking. I've seen people fail at backing into spots that I then pulled forward into. Edit: I corrected something to past tense.
I haven't parallel parked since I passed my driver's test ages ago. There is just no need or opportunity for it in the suburbs.