People at work who can't make it fresh. Leftovers from the day before. That's why the sign is posted on the microwave.
Well here in Maine we hunt Moose, though there is a lottery to do so. They will still beat you car in a fight.
I couldn't find a suitable clip from Archer Season 9, but in that season Krieger is a self aware talking parrot and there is a recurring gag that only a tiny number of characters react appropriately while everyone else is blase about it. I don't think the Imperigium has much problem with their loyal servants dying.