Today I got called down to the principals, for quite possibly the most ridiculous reason. For math a drew a Roman eagle with an SPQR underneath. Some barbarian confused it for a fascist eagle and hence, I got called down. Dam barbarians
Reminds me of something I saw on vacation a few years ago. It was a camper (in... less than perfect condition) with a text on it which said: "Don't laugh about this camper, your daughter spent the last night in it."
Chris Rock said it best. The number one reason your woman is mad at you is because you aren't her first choice.