I can scarcely believed he contemplated a presidential run. I have some experience in fraud prevention. This is actually untrue. One of my favorite memes in recent weeks. Makes me think of Second Hand Lions. One of the most underrated movies of all time. Among other things they had a pack of dogs and one pig. Also, I should try to head back to the gym... This is anti-flood precaution. The last thing anyone wants is a portapotty swept up into flood waters. Forgetting the hilarity of someone in a swept up porta potty, but an unoccupied portapotty is going to leak urine, fecal matter, and gross chemicals into the water table in said situation.