I never liked John Wayne brand toliet paper. It's tough, it's rugged, and it's don't take crap from nobody.
This guy was probably the worst thing to come out of England. Ever. I don't understand why kids don't have nightmares, it's literally something out of invasion of the body-snatchers crossed with one of the teletubbies (which are the SECOND worst thing to come out of England (I think))
Would also like to say that I am dutifully making my way through all pages of this thread as a mark of respect. Up to page 465 right now.