I think you have to be over 30 to get this one. It made me laugh again when I thought that kids are looking at this going "Is it a microwave?"
Diamonds are great! You can scratch all kinds of surfaces with them! (And no I didn't try that. I dont have any diamonds, nor does my wife have any).
I have to ask: Is that a thing anywhere? I have literally never seen that. It makes my head hurt. It basically says: "Y'all are too dumb to peel a banana. Here you go." I hope this is fake and doesn't really exist in any halfway civilized country.
Unfortunately, I'm sure it exists in two places: Africa (because they have odd things like this and the banana's peel has been taken off so that you can't see how out of date it was) and America because anything to save manual labor definitely, definitely exists there.
Speaking of Amber Heard... The thing is not that people are too uncivilized to peel a banana. The problem is that people are too civilized to peel a banana. I can buy a whole pineapple and cut it up myself. Or I could pay an extra two bucks and have some one cut it up for me and put it in plastic. I am cheap and I normally prefer to cut my own fruit. SOMETIMES I will buy a pre-cut melon because I'm not great at picking melons. If the melons are pre-cut I can see what it looks like inside. I can buy celery stalks and cut off the yucky parts than cut the celery into nice sticks, or I can spend an extra 80 cents to have a grocery store employee do it for me. Considering celery costs less than two bucks, that's a huge markup. There is a CRAZY markup for very simple processing of produce. Some one just went to far. How can we markup bananas 50%?