Warhammer Meme thread

Discussion in 'General Hobby/Tabletop Chat' started by Killer Angel, Apr 19, 2019.

  1. NIGHTBRINGER
    Slann

    NIGHTBRINGER Second Spawning

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    So the lockdown makes one better! Bretonnia to Tomb King is a huge improvement.
     
  2. Lizerd
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    The problem is one day some British twat will dig you and your homies up and stick you in a museum
     
  3. NIGHTBRINGER
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    NIGHTBRINGER Second Spawning

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    Settra does not serve...
     
  4. Lizerd
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    SETTRA RULES!
     
  5. Lizards of Renown
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    :)

    It’s a shame Bretonnia didn’t survive into 8th edition. I’ve got their 6th edition (or something) rulebook and they could have done some fantastic things with them..

    Ah well.

    I’m a big ancient Egypt fan, so Tomb Kings was a must for me (along with Daemons of Khorne for the pure-fightiness and Ogre Kingdoms as they’re hilarious).
     
  6. Za'tek
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    Well, we already know how that works out. After waking up you carve a bloody path back home.
     
  7. Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl
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    You could see it as an improvement that Tomb Kings are even more awesome than Bretonnia, but there would be many things one would have to sacrifice to achieve the Rank of Tomb King - pleasures of the flesh, friends in case they try to take your throne e.t.c...

    Here, that’s my country you’re talking about chum ;)

    To be fair other powers like the French did the same (Napoleon even had the cheek to use the Sphinx as target practice for his artillery) and the one plus point of moving mummies and such over to a museum in your country is that it encouraged study and learning about the Egyptian culture. If the Rosetta Stone hadn’t been brought back to Britain, we would still have been clueless on the meaning of hieroglyphics.

    Also it allows you to see the Earth incarnations of Settra and chums without needing to go to a place swarming with nutcase Jihadists
     
  8. Za'tek
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    I have the slight suspicion, that one does not have to be a Tomb King to find that appalling. ;)
     
  9. Lizards of Renown
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    Plus enables us to have control when we finally work out the rituals to resurrect them.

    Wait... I didn’t mean... there are no government programs to.... Operation Imperishable Is a myth!

    ;)

    Right @Lord Agragax of Lunaxoatl ?
     
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    Krakeneater at the Buffet.

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    I miss going to restaurants.
     
  12. Lizards of Renown
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    We all do mate, we all do...
     
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    In with a technicality maybe?
     

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    Every see the movie Night at the Museum. I would not want to fill my museum with Nehakarians and see them come to life.
     
  18. Lizerd
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    :eek:

    shit. Got. Real
     
  19. Lizards of Renown
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    Or a Necrons pyramid...

    Brought back to the London Royal Science Museum as proof that whoever created the pyramids was not from this world...

    Then it reactivates...

    #Skynet-is-actually-just-the-Necrons
    #Necrons-in-London
     
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