Knock the item on the floor and lap up the puddle on the floor. That is one of the Ten Commandments of Cats.
Hmmmmmm..... Seems like a subheading of: "Thou shalt rule the high peaks and knock down anything that challenges your reign" Since they knock down anything they can.
I prefer the more modern translation of the Biggleworth's Cat Bible over the more anachronistic and poetic Kitty James Cat Bible. There is a lot of scholarly on the best ways to translate Ancient Meow which is almost unrecognizable from Modern Meow. Supposedly the light-hearted and celebratory Meow Mix song used to be based on an ancient war chant commemorating the Punic String War of 500 BCE.
Ahem... Speaking as an Orthodox Felixianty member, I respect your interpretation of the Good Purr as I believe in respecting all faiths. I will mention, however, that Biggleworth was known to have canine traits and was in fact a follower of Canislam. I’m sorry. Bur you have to know.
If you're here and want to pee, answer first my questions three: 1. Do you have a fish? 2: Do you have catnip? 3: If the answer to either of the previous questions is 'yes,' then can I have it? If the answer to both is 'no,' then can you go get me some? I'll wait.
Blasphemew! May all non believers be cat into the great uncleaned litter box where the red dots chase thee!
Shakespurr would be proud. To be or not to be? Whither tis nobler to tease the dog or nap in the sunshine? This be the question...