The one time I visited Arizona I was like "Are you telling me humans live here? Wait, retirees who can go almost anywhere they want choose to move here." I was suspicious of strangers making my sandwiches BEFORE the CCP virus. My own sandwiches are the finest in the land. Always guaranteed to be made just how Scalenex likes it.
Arizona actually isn't that bad 8 months of the year. From about mid-May to mid-September, it's miserably hot. The rest of the year, it's wonderful. And the snow birds all leave in April and come back in September or October.