"No, seriously! Back in my day, we had to torture robots to get online. I can still hear the sound of their screams in my ears. You kids don't know how good you have it today. Now get off my lawn."
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA: "I'm so bored mate, can't you think of something outrageous to do?" "Do you still have that crappy car?" "..." "And that crappy trampoline?" "..." "Hold my beer..."
MEANWHILE IN AMERICA: "Dude, I'm so bored. Don't you have something awesome to do?" "Do you still have that Dune Buggy, old car transporting trailer and that huge bouncy caste?" "..." "Hold my beer"
REVENGE IN 3 SIMPLE STEPS: 1. GET YOUR VICTIM IN A TENT AND PREPARE YOUR FART BOMB. 2. ARM THE FART BOMB, THROW IT INSIDE AND ZIP UP THE TENT. 3. SIT BACK AND WATCH THE FUN.