2% woof versus 60% woof I found a great song for this very situation while browsing Halloween songs. I need to see if I can find it again... EDIT: @Lizards of Renown I found it!
In Star Trek Online, Caitans can jump really high, and that's pretty much their only bonus. It doesn't come into play very much but it's fun to play as a cat. Whether I play a Caitan, human, Bajoran, or anything else, I still loathe the controls and I move around like a drunk person. STO has a lot of flaws but I like that the character cast is less human dominated (because they don't have to pay a makeup department) so there are a lot more aliens on Starfleet ships. If I ever get the basic controls of STO down, I may try to make a Caitan captain character with a science background and try flying a carrier. Maybe call the ship the USS Shrodinger to be a super nerd.
I've had to do my own foraging to provide my wife with humour sustenance and I found a bunch I really liked yesterday! @Tk'ya'pyk I think there are some classic cat ones here that you'll appreciate. I couldn't stop laughing about this catnip one to be honest.
That to really prove I grew up in the 1990s with the horrible PG13 comedies. Ever see a laser pointer? Ever see a laser pointer...on catnip. Naturally for Star Trek Online, the captain and his or her senior officers leads every away team. Not that that is a huge difference from the television series.
Ever use said laser pointer out the window of an upper-floor hotel window to taunt drunk people? Watching them follow the dot just cracked me up...