I lost power for about a ten days when my home town got hit by it's own personal 2020 disaster and bravely ran to my mom's house. It took me two hours to clean my refrigerator and freezer when I came back. I can only assume that the banana and perhaps the whole desk is now a swarm of Nurglings. So I was briefly a camp counselor in New Mexico (Philmont great Boy Scout camp ever). I was taught a whole bunch of ways to scare off a black bear and if necessary fight it off. To this day I am half looking forward to fighting a North American black bear. Cougars/mountain lions scare the piss out of me. Essentially the procedure for what to do if a mountain lion attacks you is to make peace with God... If you see a mountain lion she either isn't hunting you, or it is literally too late.