...the joke is bad and the pupper is adorable. Not that I can talk. My inner 5-year old is not allowed to think of dog breeds. It likes the idea of crossing a Shitzu with a Poodle to get a Shitz-a-poo, or mixing a Bulldog with a Shitzu to get a Bull-shitz... Don't get me wrong, the resulting crossbreeds would probably be cute, but... yeah, those breed names...
I'm never sure what to name a dog. I like the idea of a wiener retriever named Yomama. As cute as they are, I don't think I'd want a dachsen or half-dachsen because of the health issues. As for the weird names, my friends have a cocker spaniel poodle, aka a cockapoo.