The dog in the first minute: "What the hell are these little beasts doing in my bed, human?" "Hmm, let's see if I can move my bed out from under them without disturbing them, like those human magicians on TV..." "Hmph. Nope, that didn't work. Oh bugger it they can stay. They're lucky I can afford to spare the room." The second minute: "Now if you lot make any mess on my bed you're going out the dog-flap on your cute little ears, do you hear?" "Good. Right then, first lesson of life - our human won't always be here to give us food, so you have to learn to dig for it. There's always something under the ground, a worm here, a beetle there, a mole if you're really lucky. Now, to dig, you press your snout down into the ground in front of your paws like this, and then scrape away the earth with your paws until you uncover something, or get tired after thirty seconds and fall down on your side exhausted like me. It's hard work, this digging lark." "Are you actually paying attention or are you more interested in that squashed fly on the wall over there?" *Turns toward the camera* "God, we have so much work to do here."