...and some people pretend that i could only identify with a fictional character with my physical features
.....on a related note... Two of my gaming friends were staying at our apartment, in town for my wedding. This was a few days before the wedding. I still had to go to work, so I was trying to grab my lunch from the cupboard and sneak out of the apartment without waking them up, as it was 6 am. ... ... I reached into the cupboard, knocked the can of soup I was reaching for off of the shelf, where it fell and hit the counter, knocking into a bottle of wine my wife had left there (empty). Both then fell to the floor, striking my right, and left feet, respectively. Noise aside, when my wife and our guests found me, I was in the kitchen hopping from foot to foot because both hurt like hell and I couldn't decide which I should be hopping up and down on.