....yeah, I realized that sort of campaign was a problem when I was in 7th grade, and the party I was DMing for spent - get this - 5 HOURS arguing over who got what from the ancient dragon's hoard, that they killed by using a polymorph spell to turn a black dragon (somehow with really REALLY good dice rolls) into a blue dragon so they could use the Arrow of Blue Dragon Slaying on it... They argued, I spent 5 hours reading a book before finally getting bored and going home.