Just for laughs...

So it's not raining, it's not too hot, it's not too cold. A rare occurance.

I realized, I have the wi-fi to do my usual evening interneting on my front porch.



First sneeze, "no biggie"

Third sneeze, "coincidence"

Tenth sneeze, "Mahrlect you, Outside!"

So much for my brilliant life hack

 

If the penis was going to be that big, maybe you're lucky for the misunderstanding...