As a US citizen, I have to ask. What, in the name of the MN State Fair is that monstrosity?!? No. A hundred, nay, a thousand times, no.
...when I grew up, we had "stonejar" cookies, which were called that because they were as hard as a stone jar. However, they were also crunchy, full of chocolate, and took dipping in milk really well, so do not mock the tough cookies.