This one was posted twice I think, but it's timeless.
It makes me think of the time I saw some sled dogs in real life. I recently read...
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The theme for our 26th seasonal short story contest provided by the me, Scalenex "Fish out of Water."
Please read all nine stories before voting....
This assumes that the acquisition of Dad Jokes is a holy thing, when it should be an unholy thing.
No, he was number 9. Though I'm going to randomize the presentation so his story might not be in the 9th slot.
I don't believe anyone who joined before you posted at least once every two months without interruption for ten years straight.
We do have a lot...
We got nine, that's a pretty good haul. Ten is good too. if anyone is scrambling on a post-last minute story, let me know.
Well stuff keeps coming up and I'm not the best multitasker, so I extended things another 24 hours.
Officially the new deadline is midnight US...
Apparently the expanded universe explained that the lightsabers the little kids had were not lethal, essentially they were pain sticks.
Only the bad mail men...
I'm pretty sure I've seen this before, but it is a timeless classic. This kid is either a genius or a psychotic, or both.
That's pretty normal. At least for me at least 2/3 of the time.
I am extending the deadline 48 hours to midnight May 2nd. It has nothing to do with the number of entries which is adequate.
Everything but Facebook I would miss. Facebook is an abomination.
Art and Cinema I would miss a lot. But I gots to have books, dogs, and music.
If I choose to get rid of dogs, dogs aren't driven extinct right? It just means I can't own a dog. What about me petting a friend's dog?
Books, I could not live with out this.
Wine, nice but I rarely partake
Cats, I like other people's cats, but I don't want one in my home....
But as long as we are bending the rules, if you go by word count, not post count, I would say at least 50% of everything I every written...
I usually don't break out Sesame street till we hit 5.
5 is the lowest we ever gotten in a contest (and we hit this marker several times)...
A distant second I'm sure. Actually Killer Angel might edge you out. I'm sure a hypothetical word count ranking would be stacked with frequent...