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The following letters were retrieved by archaeologists from the collapsed and mostly flooded undergroumd archives of the Glanborielle Duchy. No other finds at this time but this remain intact and somewhat legible.
Dear your highness the Light of the North and the last of the Trueborn Fleetkings,
As you commanded our fleet is soon launching with the express aim of colonising uncharted lands far to the west of here. I understand and realise it is not my place to question your reasons, but could I suggest you select another naval officer to lead this mission? Cutter is quite impossible. He refuses to drink tea with us, makes occasional lewd comments at the ladies and is so deaf it is almost comical. Only yesterday I commented on how there was a duck with a limp walking past the fishmarkets, just trying to start polite conversation you understand, and I later hear his men laughing about how I wished to do something abominable with a shrimp. What is a gentleman to do?
His men are worse. I would swear in front of the Lady that at least half of them have been, are, or will quickly become privateers. My lord, the best option is to replace him quickly. By the time you reach this we will be at sea so you likely will be unable to reach us, but rest assured that if Cutter (I refuse to call him the captain until ha apologises for the shrimp joke) crosses the line he will soon be crossing rapiers with me.
Yours sincerely,
Davos Flintworth, your loyal servant
Dear your highness the Light of the North and the last of the Trueborn Fleetkings,
As you commanded our fleet is soon launching with the express aim of colonising uncharted lands far to the west of here. I understand and realise it is not my place to question your reasons, but could I suggest you select another naval officer to lead this mission? Cutter is quite impossible. He refuses to drink tea with us, makes occasional lewd comments at the ladies and is so deaf it is almost comical. Only yesterday I commented on how there was a duck with a limp walking past the fishmarkets, just trying to start polite conversation you understand, and I later hear his men laughing about how I wished to do something abominable with a shrimp. What is a gentleman to do?
His men are worse. I would swear in front of the Lady that at least half of them have been, are, or will quickly become privateers. My lord, the best option is to replace him quickly. By the time you reach this we will be at sea so you likely will be unable to reach us, but rest assured that if Cutter (I refuse to call him the captain until ha apologises for the shrimp joke) crosses the line he will soon be crossing rapiers with me.
Yours sincerely,
Davos Flintworth, your loyal servant