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    They forgot, "WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SPLIT UP! DO YOU WANT TO DIE!!!"
     
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    About half way through the backlog, Here is some belated commentary

    I got bored one night and got this to go with my pizza. It's actually pretty good.
    For Greece instead of "We don't pay debts" I prefer "We started Western Civilization, we can end it too!"
    Why didn't you post this on the Writer's Wretreat?

    To be fair, who ever is doing the scam is usually bat skyte crazy. Far more people have been attacked crazy people than sane ghosts.
    I'm betting there were no rupees in any of them.

    And here's my third favorite Gravity Falls meme. On whether I should keep reading this thread.

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    EDIT: Come on make it a catalite! Do I have to pun everything myself here!

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    More belated commentary, well over halfway to being caught up!

    I was only in Houston for a few days and I think I saw four or five juxtrapositions like this.
    For more details

    Wet on top, raining.
    Wet on bottom, flooding
    Glowing green, RUN!
    End the madness, end the pain. Settlers of Catan. Dominion, Sentinels of the Multiverse, among many others.

    Playing monopoly on game night is like doctors treating patients with leeches.

    I noticed that you haven't released as many marriage/women is/are awful memes in a bit. Note this is a pre-marriage and post marriage picture for
    My thoughts exactly. Now if she said to get rid of my minis....
    It's disjointed by design. Remember when Lost got all weird? That's because he had the brilliant idea to create mysteries where he didn't know the answer and make them up later. It's not Rian Johnson's fault he didn't complete the mysteries right because there were not answers really. That doesn't absolve Rian's many other sins though..
    The animals in Australustria are a lot more dangerous than this. Bob can handle it.
    That's only about half of them too.
    A new holiday is required...
     
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    Good question. Done. :p

    Plus, I've got this related comic strip

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    That gives a very nice intro to my story (the usual payment is on its way)

    Twas the day before Christmas and Bob was at my Bob's out-of-town in-laws's place sitting on the back landing, tuning Daughter of Bob's D-string when I felt a touch on my heel (bare feet of course) I looked down to see a cute, scaly head emerging from under my seat. My immediate thought was, "what an awesome lizard," followed by, "that has come out a long way from between my feet without evidence of legs," to, "that is a fair sized brown snake." (about 5'6")

    After I had finished with the D string, I called to my family to witness this wondrous thing. Then Mother-in-Law of Bob shot it, then twice more for good measure
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    and Daughter-of-Bob asked could we skin it?

    I replied, "go inside an google 'curing snake skin' to see if it's worth your while." I was really just playing for time so she didn't have to watch too many death throes (or me weeping silently).

    I went in later to break the news to her that her planned new snakeskin boots, and everything after, "hey, check this out!" was ever so slightly against the spirit of the law. She was already up to stage 6 of the internet instructional. That's the stage that says, "now cut the skun snake into convenient lengths to suit whatever cooking method you have chosen..."

    In short, I don't worry about Australustria's dangerous wildlife too much. But Extended-Family-of-Bob make the Mansons look tame.
     

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    Come on, it's ONLY the world's second-most venomous land snake. :p

    (but seriously, that would be pretty heart shaking)
     
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    Seriously, that would freak me out. I hate snakes. Of course, I grew up a bit north of you (on New Guinea) where the snakes and beasties are almost as nasty, so I have my reasons... On another note, did you all cook it up and eat it? How did it taste?
     

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