I have two armies - Lizardmen, which is easily the biggest of the two, and Skaven. Lately, I've been thinking about how to make a list where my armies will actively be trying to kill each other. I talked to someone from my local group, and he wanted to try pitting his Brets against my Skaven and Lizardmen - He gets 2000 points, and I get 2000 points for a lizardmen army, and 2000 points for a Skaven army. We will be playing a 3 by 6 table, and we play "Battle for the Pass" so my 2 armies practically have to be sitting mere inches from each other. At first, I was considering using a Slann, because his magic is more likely to "accidentially" devastate a unit of Skaven, but on second thought, an all Skink army led by Tehenhauin would be pretty fun to bring to the table as well. What would be the most stupid combination you can think of? Preferably one where my armies will kill each other before the enemy reaches me.