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The dreaded Under Empire has terrorised the surface dwellers of the Warhammer World with seeming impunity. Its not funny when Skaven appear in your living room with the intent of using your innards as comic relief. Many consider the Grey Tide to be unstoppable, but the truth is, that for every famous victory, those cowards and sneaks suffer several ignominious defeats. Their primary tactic of appearing without warning from tunnels can, at times, be a weakness.
Spawning of Bob presents, in cartoon form, HISTORY'S LEAST SUCCESSFUL SKAVEN INVASIONS
Quetza C 100
Xahutec C 1634
Los'tmabo'tl C 435
Karak Hirn C 2521
Mountains of Mourn C 2523
Geonosis BBY 29
Jerusalem AD 33
Mordor TA 3019
Yavin BBY 0
Isle of Man AD 2013
The Realm of Chaos (time has no meaning here)
New Failures:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry AD 1992
Inspired by Newscales - I've been trying to find a Harry Potter angle for ages - thanks
Italy AD 1350
Inspired by Newscales - but I had already thought of it
Alaskalustria Before 6am
Inspired by Newscales, performed by Qupakoco
Nehekhara C -1151
Inspired by Capn Arli
Davy Jones's Locker AD 1723
Full credit to Capn Arli himself
Misty Mountains TA 2941
This was actually the first one Bob thought of, but he needed to go through the use of technology learning curve from the dice project before he could execute it well. The riddle has been going through Bob's head for 8 weeks. What has it got in its pocketses indeed!
Minecraft All day at my place
Inspired by Brother of Friend of Daughter of Bob
Fukushima AD 2011
Also inspired by Brother of Friend of Daughter of Bob, in a roundabout way. He had more of a mushroom cloud in mind.
Anywhere in Australustria AD 2010 -
Drove to work today looking for "my bleeping family" stickers and didn't see any. Fad dead?
World's Edge Mountains C -1543
This sort of thing probably happens more often than you would think.
More New Failures 16/5/13
Philadelphia AD 1978
Inspired by Qupakoco
ASDF 2,3 and 6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKszsWn0Hc8
(Stomp) I am a Stegadon!
Rivendell TA 3019
Inspired by Son of Bob
The Realm of Chaos - Thursday Nights
Custom artillery dice tryouts? - page 6
Caused by T'hinker'er, necromancy by Qupakoco.
Brainz
More Epic Fails 1/6/13
North Atlantic Ocean AD 1912
Texas AD 1993
Another true story. Bob complained that he had been struggling with Chuck Norris all afternoon. Daughter of Bob (age 10), without even blinking, said, "If that were true, you would be in hospital."
Helm's Deep TA 3019
As patient readers will discover (spoiler alert), "History's Least" became "History's Most Cheaply Produced Competition"
To save Y'all 5 pages of unbearable suspense, here are the winning entries. (*)
Conratulations n810! the Perpetual "Always Strikes First" Award is yours!
And with:
Conratulations.
However tonight belongs to the grand prize winners.
The First Runner Up in the "Skaven fail to invade Pamplona during the running of the bulls" competition, with his touching depiction of the bull who dreamed he could fly:
Of course, there can only be one overall winner, and I wish to thank that person for providing some of the most disturbing images yet seen in the Warhammer World. His (or her) entry distills the lithe dynamism of a falling cow with the disturbing lack of scale or perspective which we have come to expect from Games Workshop. Students of high art should examine the use of a low point of view, a Spanish jockstrap and a deft excuse to embellish what might otherwise have been a mundane image.
As befits his status as Champion of all Lustria, Newscales receives the "Conquistador del la Rata"
Conratulations to all competition entrants.
(* the prizes will make a lot more sense if you have read the "Spawning of Bob and Friends" Thread http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/spawning-of-bob-and-friends.10886/)
Spawning of Bob presents, in cartoon form, HISTORY'S LEAST SUCCESSFUL SKAVEN INVASIONS
Quetza C 100
Xahutec C 1634
Los'tmabo'tl C 435
Karak Hirn C 2521
Mountains of Mourn C 2523
Geonosis BBY 29
Jerusalem AD 33
Mordor TA 3019
Yavin BBY 0
Isle of Man AD 2013
The Realm of Chaos (time has no meaning here)
New Failures:
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry AD 1992
Inspired by Newscales - I've been trying to find a Harry Potter angle for ages - thanks
Italy AD 1350
Inspired by Newscales - but I had already thought of it
Alaskalustria Before 6am
Inspired by Newscales, performed by Qupakoco
Nehekhara C -1151
Inspired by Capn Arli
Davy Jones's Locker AD 1723
Full credit to Capn Arli himself
Misty Mountains TA 2941
This was actually the first one Bob thought of, but he needed to go through the use of technology learning curve from the dice project before he could execute it well. The riddle has been going through Bob's head for 8 weeks. What has it got in its pocketses indeed!
Minecraft All day at my place
Inspired by Brother of Friend of Daughter of Bob
Fukushima AD 2011
Also inspired by Brother of Friend of Daughter of Bob, in a roundabout way. He had more of a mushroom cloud in mind.
Anywhere in Australustria AD 2010 -
Drove to work today looking for "my bleeping family" stickers and didn't see any. Fad dead?
World's Edge Mountains C -1543
This sort of thing probably happens more often than you would think.
More New Failures 16/5/13
Philadelphia AD 1978
Inspired by Qupakoco
ASDF 2,3 and 6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKszsWn0Hc8
(Stomp) I am a Stegadon!
Rivendell TA 3019
Inspired by Son of Bob
The Realm of Chaos - Thursday Nights
Custom artillery dice tryouts? - page 6
Caused by T'hinker'er, necromancy by Qupakoco.
Brainz
More Epic Fails 1/6/13
North Atlantic Ocean AD 1912
Texas AD 1993
Another true story. Bob complained that he had been struggling with Chuck Norris all afternoon. Daughter of Bob (age 10), without even blinking, said, "If that were true, you would be in hospital."
Helm's Deep TA 3019
As patient readers will discover (spoiler alert), "History's Least" became "History's Most Cheaply Produced Competition"
To save Y'all 5 pages of unbearable suspense, here are the winning entries. (*)
n810 said:Foiled Again !
Conratulations n810! the Perpetual "Always Strikes First" Award is yours!
Old Mossy receives the "A Kitchen Too Far" AwardOld Mossy said:HAHA, OUR ENEMIES WILL DESTROY EACHOTHER!
And with:
T'hinker'er receives the "Collateral Damage" AwardT`hinker`er said:O.k., you asked for it!
Conratulations.
However tonight belongs to the grand prize winners.
The First Runner Up in the "Skaven fail to invade Pamplona during the running of the bulls" competition, with his touching depiction of the bull who dreamed he could fly:
Please join me in applauding Qupakoco to whom goes the prestigious "Cornered Rat"Qupakoco said:Impact Hits and Thunderstomp?
Of course, there can only be one overall winner, and I wish to thank that person for providing some of the most disturbing images yet seen in the Warhammer World. His (or her) entry distills the lithe dynamism of a falling cow with the disturbing lack of scale or perspective which we have come to expect from Games Workshop. Students of high art should examine the use of a low point of view, a Spanish jockstrap and a deft excuse to embellish what might otherwise have been a mundane image.
newscales said:Running of the bulls:
I really would like to go in with the eye dropper and clean the insertions up, but I don't have anything good like Photoshop. Just MS Paint and a shortage on free time.
As befits his status as Champion of all Lustria, Newscales receives the "Conquistador del la Rata"
Conratulations to all competition entrants.
(* the prizes will make a lot more sense if you have read the "Spawning of Bob and Friends" Thread http://www.lustria-online.com/threads/spawning-of-bob-and-friends.10886/)
