AoS Tales of glourious deeds...and epic fails

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  1. Captaniser
    Carnasaur

    Captaniser Well-Known Member

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    Somtimes the dice gods love you, somtimes they don't, i would love to hear some of the epic wins and fails that you people have had, and it can be everything from the time your skink won a battle with a bloodthirster, too the time a goblin killed your carnosaur. So please, come and tell.
     
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    And it also count's for real life events " You tried too eat a burger, Rolls a one, you bite your hand", and other shizzle like that.
     
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    My first time playing I was behind. Only had my Carno and a few Saurus left. To try and swing things in my favor I make a 10 inch charge only to miss on every. Single. Attack. Including rolling 7 1's on its fearsome jaws...
     
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    Well, you can comfort yourself by the thougt that if you were playing yahtzee, you would have totally destroyed him.
     
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    And questioned why I was rolling 7 dice. :p
     
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    Last weekend, my 3 salamanders were engaged in melee by 2 sabretusks.
    My 9 attacks at "to hit 3+" rolled 1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2.
     
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    Slann

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    That's the worst! I had the same sort of thing happen to my chameleons not too long ago. 10 shots, 3+ to hit, not a single hit. Oh well the game goes on!
     
  10. benclark
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    With dice rolls I wonder how well balanced the GW official dice are? I personally love my Chessex dice, perfectly balanced. Just did a very small sample size but rolled 20 dice together, got 9 hits of 5+ both times, rolled those and got 4 and 6 hits, rolled those for their second attack (I forget the ability) and got 2 and 3 of which 2 and 2 wounded. Good balanced dice overall you should come out around that 50/50 mark, luck be damned lol.
     
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    How about some thread Necromancy?!?
     

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