Slann
Bowser
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Saurus to Skink:
Skink,
You should go on date with Saurus,
Tried to make a cake fluffy and porous,
I smashed some things and put them on dish,
But did not turn into dessert wish.
So I scraped and slid it into cup,
Now it's good, on the up and up,
Instead of some boring old cake,
You get romantic smashed stuff guts-shake.
-Morris the Saurus
Skink to Saurus:
Dear Saurus,
Blood is red, poison filled veins are blue, then purple, then black,
I love the way you can command an attack.
I wanted to get you a gift but didn't know where to start,
So I slaughtered a Skaven and ripped out it's still beating heart.
Would you care to stroll into the forest where we can share a dance,
To the music of skaven being digested by carnivorous plants?
-Winky the Skinky
Slann to Slann:
To my sweet lord B'ar'B'ar'a'A'nn
I could shape the stars to spell your name,
But there isn't enough for apostrophes, what a shame,
It's a lovely evening with such gorgeous weather,
I think tonight we should push our chairs together.
We don't have genitalia, yes I know,
But I could cast awakening of the wood into your dwellers below.
-S'tan the Slann
Kroxigor to Bastiladon:
My dearest Shelly,
It's no secret that you're my favourite cutie,
Who could resist your Bastiladon beauty?
I would fight my way through heaven and hell,
Just to cuddle up with you inside your shell,
No magic could be greater than the love we have found.
Every time you look my way, it makes my heart start to pound.
-Brock the "Krok"
(Of course it looks more like this...)
Skink,
You should go on date with Saurus,
Tried to make a cake fluffy and porous,
I smashed some things and put them on dish,
But did not turn into dessert wish.
So I scraped and slid it into cup,
Now it's good, on the up and up,
Instead of some boring old cake,
You get romantic smashed stuff guts-shake.
-Morris the Saurus
Skink to Saurus:
Dear Saurus,
Blood is red, poison filled veins are blue, then purple, then black,
I love the way you can command an attack.
I wanted to get you a gift but didn't know where to start,
So I slaughtered a Skaven and ripped out it's still beating heart.
Would you care to stroll into the forest where we can share a dance,
To the music of skaven being digested by carnivorous plants?
-Winky the Skinky
Slann to Slann:
To my sweet lord B'ar'B'ar'a'A'nn
I could shape the stars to spell your name,
But there isn't enough for apostrophes, what a shame,
It's a lovely evening with such gorgeous weather,
I think tonight we should push our chairs together.
We don't have genitalia, yes I know,
But I could cast awakening of the wood into your dwellers below.
-S'tan the Slann
Kroxigor to Bastiladon:
My dearest Shelly,
It's no secret that you're my favourite cutie,
Who could resist your Bastiladon beauty?
I would fight my way through heaven and hell,
Just to cuddle up with you inside your shell,
No magic could be greater than the love we have found.
Every time you look my way, it makes my heart start to pound.
-Brock the "Krok"
(Of course it looks more like this...)
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