So: A house of crazy loners with mummy and daddy issues A house that doesn't like sand and loses limbs all the time A house of small thieves who...
Welp, that was horrible to vote for. Kudos to the writer-meat, that was an impressive spread. I've worked out who wrote one of the pieces, but...
Lie! Lies!... I mean...yes...very lucky. Enough so that people don't trust me on the UE when I flip coins...
Twist ending: Bowser wrote them all. :P
Heh, was going through my archives and found a selection of (slightly innuendo rich) Skaven limericks. Here's one of the nicer ones: There once...
In the meantime I managed to dig up this old gem from the UE Extreme Skaven Paintball rpg (the Slann sued them when they tried to call it ESP.)...
Huh, surprised no one was foolhardy enough to brave the tunnels of the Underempire to seek the Ratty Gnawtail that dwells there. I hear he's a bit...
Great-great filthy space elf-things I mean-mean, glory for Clan Iyanden! We make-make bone-thing machines that we shove ghost-things into. So...
Neek neek...I mean yey, Lizzies!
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Those Left Behind It was to be her finest hour. Standing atop a fallen pillar, G’tt-taax, Scar Veteran of countless campaigns against the foes...
*Reappears on fire and gasping something about never again* Story Thirteen: Heheh, I like that evil twist. So, I had wondered if Scalenex would...
*Reappears half-dead and clutching sheets of parchment* Nearly there...so close... Story Ten: Jumpy! :D It took me a while to get the gist...
More late review-things: Story Six: That poor Seer...I mean...er...that poor Trog-thing. Very sad-sad...yes-yes... Another emotion filled story...
*Pretends not to have read results* :p Story One: Judge not a book by the cover that bindeth it. When I first began reading this entry, I was...
Psst, last minute reviews hopefully by the end of the week. :bookworm: Oh and @Slanputin: i'll get you up a translation too ;)
Oh sweet Horned Rat Big Hatted Old One...that's a lot of reviews to write. :eek:
Confirmed that Bob is the Horned Rat, kill-slay him, my lizard-thing brother and sister-meats! :P
Silly dead scale-thing, the 13th is always left for the Horned Rat, bless-blessed be his na...erm...I hear-heard this from a foul (but handsome)...
Again, I blame Moulder Pitfighters for using up too much of my creative juices of late. :P I should only have a bit of padding, reworking, and...