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If you could be a Lizard-person in real life?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Salamander Tactics, Mar 9, 2020.

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Would you want to be a lizard-person too?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I would be a Dread Saurian

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  4. I would be a Slann

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  5. I would be a Carnosaur

    2 vote(s)
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  6. Toad

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  1. Salamander Tactics
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  2. Paradoxical Pacifism
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    Probably a kroxigor. I'd maybe put skill points into reading, memory, and creativity to get rid of those nasty intellectual stat debuffs
     
  3. NIGHTBRINGER
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  5. LizardWizard
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    LizardWizard Grand Skink Handler Staff Member

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    What if... maybe.... you already are a....um... lizard.
     
  6. Erta Wanderer
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    you mean i could be one of the smart ones? i always wanted to be a skink they seem so good at everything their hands so much better then my masive blunt claws... how can this be acomplished?
     
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  7. LizardWizard
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    Only by devoting one's self to Sotek and bringing about the ruination of the Great Horned Rat.
     
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    so be it if that is what i am told to do then that is what i was made for
     
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  9. LizardWizard
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    No wonder Tenhenhaiun had such an easy time amassing his armies :D
     
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    we krox know our place in the great plan
     
  11. bOdziO Wolf
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    A Skink telling everyone you cannot do that and I think it should be socially acceptable to wear a lot of feathers xD
     
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  12. Scalenex
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    I like who I am now.

    If I had to be someone in the Warhammer universe, I would be a Lizardman of some kind. I hear Seraphon swing on star.

    Or would you like to swing on a star
    Carry moonbeams home in a jar
    And be better off than you are
    Or would you rather be a orc
    A orc is an animal with dirt on his face
    His shoes are a terrible disgrace
    He has no manners when he eats his sloppa
    He's fat and lazy and extremely dakka
    But if you don't care a feather or a fork
    You may grow up to be a orc
     
  13. Erta Wanderer
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    well hello shel silverstein
     
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  14. Scolenex
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    Bing Crosby you uncultured Philistine! Kids these days aren't raised with the classics anymore.



    Of course the best children don't grow up to be mules or fish, they grow up to be pandas.
     
  15. Carnikang
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    If I was forced into a world of violence and magic via Isekai Travel (Vehicular Impact), I'd definitely request to become a Sauras Old Blood, with more intelligence stats.
    As it stands, I'm already cold blooded enough.
     
  16. Aginor
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    I'd rather like to be smart than strong, and I like magic, so a Skink or a Slann, yeah why not.
     
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  17. Lizerd
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    Easy choice, there was a carnosaur.

    pros:
    No school
    No job stress
    I’m a dinosaur

    cons
    None
     
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    I would probably be a skink priest
     
  19. Scalenex
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    Cons
    Flossing
     
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  20. bOdziO Wolf
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    Can't you use some Skaven bones for that? :D
     
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